Don't let the picture above draw you in and cause you to let your guard down. Anyone who looks like a pirate should be considered dangerous.
Their moods can change with the wind. And do you see that parrot? He's worse than his master. He'll bite your finger off in a second.
Now you've really got them cross. Aaarrghhh!
But wait! They've scared you. Now they'll have to switch their tactics and try to subdue you with their charm. They'll try the innocent smile trick.
Oh, they look lovable. They pretend to be lovable.
They'll even try the "isn't my parrot cute" trick to lure you in. They're full of all types of tricky pirate tricks. But once you're close enough...
...you'd better watch out. They'll use the ol' hook to capture you and then you're done for.
Let's all sing...
What do you do with a scurvy pirate,
What do you do with a scurvy pirate,
What do you do with a scurvy pirate?
Make him walk the plank! (Thank you Backyardigans.)
Hope you have a great Halloween. Aaarrghhh!
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