Miss G ran up to me today.
"Look, Mommy. I'm the President of the United States."
"Oh, wow. It's nice to meet you Madame President."
She spun in a circle and said,
"No! Wait! Now I'm the President of the World.
No! Wait! Now I'm the President of Outer Space.
No! Wait! NOW I'm the President of Heaven."
I raised my eyebrows and began to object when she said,
"No! Wait! I'm REALLY the President of Mexico."
Since I'm now confused and unsure how Mexico has obtained a higher level of status than heaven, I began to object again when she dropped to the floor and said,
"Now I'm a turtle and I'm scared of people.
I can't open my eyes because I'm so scared.
No! Wait! Now I'm me back to being me...but I'm asleep."
I think she needs to be in theater. Maybe she could do a one person play where she could be the whole cast. Several presidents, a turtle and a sleeping child...WOW...now that could be an interesting storyline. Stay tuned. If she writes the play, I'll let you know.
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